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The Bud-Light Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 271st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Seen in a WalMart (source: Twitter). See also “Sales of trans-woke Bud Light plunge” and “Sales of Bud Light continue to tank“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, July 18, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Get woke, go broke.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

 

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 270th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Hi, I’m Princess Grifta, and this is my husband Cuckol.

greenworxx is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

“Crying wolf” is a dangerous game to play.

CalGirl is in 3rd place with one #1 vote and 4 points:

This doesn’t look right. Put the phone & reading material down….throw on seat belts & hug each other tight: it’s time for the “high speed chase” hoax pics.

Another Captain America caption and MrB are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Captain America: “That looks like Big Mike next to Grifta.”

MrB.: “Personally, I don’t know anybody who would want a picture of a narcissist, a whipped husband and his mother-in-law.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

Monday animal funnies!

https://www.tumblr.com/hunnymae/718528655173779456

~E

Tuesday Funnies!

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Friday Funnies!

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Thursday Animal Funnies!

The all-cats edition!

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The Phony Car-Chase Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 270th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The above pic of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and her mom, in a New York yellow taxi was taken on the evening of May 16, 2023. Invoking memories of Princess Diana’s fatal car crash, the couple’s spokesman claimed that the trio were “extremely upset and shaken” by a harrowing, “near-catastrophic” two-hour paparazzi chase in New York City, and that the “relentless pursuit…resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers.”  Almost immediately, NY’s Democratic mayor and the NYPD debunked the story, followed by similar testimonies by the taxicab driver as well as the paparazzi agency. Here’s an excellent video by a native New Yorker resident explaining why the story is unbelievable:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 20, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Meghan Markle: “Do I look like I’m ‘extremely upset and shaken’?  That Harry is such a dope –snookered again by my machinations. He, he, he.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 269th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

CalGirl!

Here’s her caption:

The business of Greta Thunberg is Greta Thunberg.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

White slaves to carry me to my destination, the “Green Solution”. I’m Grettle Thorndirge, and I approve this message.

Brian Heinz is in 3rd place with three #2 votes and 6 points:

Hey guys, there’s an extra 20 apiece if you don’t let me hit the ground. It’s muddy over here.

Another CalGirl caption is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Hi! I’m Greta, a high-functioning autistic, being used by the Global Green Movement, and I’m loving every minute of it. What the heck else could I be doing in my condition to participate in anything, let alone globally? Period.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next very exciting caption contest!

~E

Saturday Animal Funnies!

And lastly, a pit bull fakes fainting to avoid getting his nails clipped. LOL

 

~E

Washington, D.C., failed city

This is the third in our series of posts on failed cities — all “blue” cities run by Democrats. See “San Francisco, failed city” and “Seattle, failed city“.

Steven Edginton writes for The (UK) Telegraph, May 10, 2023:

When thinking of Washington DC, grand monuments and museums might come to mind, however, in recent years, America’s capital has become more renowned for its growing homeless population and rising crime.

“Crime here has exploded, people do not feel safe,” Isaac Smith, an Emergency Medical Technician in DC, told The Telegraph for a documentary film about the capital.

“I have a bullet hole through my living room,” Mr Smith continued.

“I hear gunshots frequently and I live right next to an elementary school. There’s a bullet hole in one of the [school’s] windows.”

Violent crime in DC has risen by 10 per cent since 2022, which includes a 15 per cent increase in homicides.

Mr Smith blames the Democrats, who have dominated the city’s local politics for decades, for the rise in violence….

Washington DC has also experienced a 12 per cent increase in homelessness in the last year.

Homeless encampments have appeared across the city, including at some of DC’s most famous landmarks such as Union Station and near the Washington Monument.

The rise in homelessness and crime has led some to leave the city.

Boris Ryvkin, a former resident of DC and a Republican advisor, says he moved due to poor local government services.

“I left DC because of taxes, crime, terrible public services and just terrible government,” Mr Ryvkin told this newspaper.

“The city council and the mayor have completely failed and I joined the exodus of hundreds of thousands of people literally just across the river to Virginia and Maryland,” he continued….

“What’s happening in Washington DC and in other American cities in terms of homelessness is basically the same thing that’s happened in Seattle, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Portland, Vancouver, other progressive West Coast cities,” Michael Shellenberger, an independent journalist who has written about San Francisco’s recent drug epidemic, told The Telegraph.

He continued: “You have very progressive members of the city councils, of the governing bodies of those cities, that have decided that certain laws should not be enforced against people deemed to be victims.”

“So you’ve seen city council members in Washington DC have demanded that people be allowed to camp illegally on the sidewalks, [and] not be required to come inside to shelters.”

“That’s even though we know that you’re three times more likely to die as a homeless person if you’re living outside, unsheltered, than if you’re inside.”

“So when you see this increase of tents around places like the train station, around subway stops, it’s almost always because there’s some political momentum behind not enforcing basic laws.”

~E