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We have a winner!

Sorry this is so late. 🙁

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 267th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here’s his caption:

I told you bean casserole not a good idea before the red carpet walk.

Gianni and GregB are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each:

Gianni: “Balloon Boy Sidewinder Bait”

GregB: “If he/it starts to levitate off the ground, just shoot it down with a $400,000 sidewinder missile. It might just be a Chinese spy balloon in disguise. You never know, and you don’t want to take any chances.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

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Saturday Funnies!

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Amazing: Watch this bird weaves her nest

For the video, click below!

Baltimore Oriole bird weaves nest

The Baltimore Oriole is a small icterid blackbird common in eastern North America as a migratory breeding bird. It received its name from the resemblance of the male’s colors to those on the coat-of-arms of 17th century Lord Baltimore. The Baltimore oriole is the state bird of Maryland. It is also the namesake and mascot for the Baltimore Orioles baseball team.

Baltimore orioles are basically solitary outside their mating season. The species is generally considered monogamous, although evidence suggests that extra-pair copulation is relatively common. The Baltimore oriole’s nest is built by the female. It is a tightly woven, bindle-like pouch located on the end of a branch, consisting of any fine plant or animal materials available, hanging down on the underside. The nest is usually located around 23 to 30 ft. above the ground. The female lays three to seven pale gray to bluish white eggs, with the norm being around four. The incubation period is 12 to 14 days. Once the nestlings hatch, they are fed by regurgitation by both parents and brooded by the female for two weeks. After this the young start to fledge, becoming largely independent shortly thereafter. If the eggs, young, or nest are destroyed, the oriole is unable to lay a replacement clutch.

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Wednesday Animal Funny!

What a clever doggie!

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The Balloon-Man Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 267th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Sam Smith, 30, is an English singer and song-writer who first identified himself as “gay,” then in September 2019, announced himself a
“non-binary” and changed his gender pronouns to they/them, stating, “After a lifetime of being at war with my gender I’ve decided to embrace myself for who I am, inside and out,” whatever that means. On Feb. 12, 2023, Smith appeared at the 2023 Brit Awards in an inflatable latex balloon body suit.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, March 7, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Sadly, the more appropriate pronoun for Sam Smith is “it,” as attested to by his choice of the clownish balloon outfit.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 266th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here’s his caption:

My God, Joe, You can’t even put your shoes on the right feet. Glad you’re not really in charge of this country.

Goldbug is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Stick with me Joe, we almost have ’em fooled.

Brian Heinz (with two #2 votes), Captain America and Jackie Puppet (each with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, with 4 points each:

Brian Heinz: “Jill, do I have time to go back in? I pooped my Depends.”

Captain America: “‘Joseph! Every time you eat ice cream and adrenochrome, you make boom booms.’ (whimper) ‘I know, mommy.’”

Jackie Puppet: “That tablecloth looks terrific on you, hon!”

greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Did you say I passed gas? I don’t smell anything.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

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Friday Night Funnies!

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Words of Wisdom

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How Berkeley voters outdo communist countries

In my course on Comparative Politics, I used to mock the supposedly competitive democratic elections in totalitarian regimes like the Soviet Union and the People’s Republic of China by asking my students how it is possible that their ruling Communist Party could receive a near-unanimity of votes. Of course, that scenario take place in those countries because their elections are not really competitive, despite their window-dressing of other political parties. Instead, the system is rigged so that the Communist Party has a monopoly on power, and the other parties stand no chance of being elected.

Little could I have anticipated that this would happen in the United States, without coercion or a rigged electoral system, but with the voluntary consent of voters.

Did you know that in the midterm elections last Fall, a near unanimity of voters (95%) in the People’s Republic of Berkeley, California, voted to return Gavin Newsom as Governor?

From Berkeleyside, Dec. 23, 2022:

In Berkeley, Newsom got 95% of vote over his Republican challenger

Gov. Gavin Newsom, having survived a recall election last year, defeated his Republican opponent Brian Dahle 59% to 41%. In Berkeley, Newsom won with a landslide 95% of the vote, compared with the 79% he received in Alameda County.

95% voted in lockstep, in a city replete with intellectuals and a world-class university. So much for critical thinking and higher education.

Even more Berkeley voters (96%) voted for Proposition 1: The Right to Abortion, i.e., the “right” to kill unborn and entirely innocent human beings. Note how the Left no longer bother with using the euphemism of “pro choice,” but now outright call their advocacy pro abort.

And that’s why I call Berkeley the Belly of the Beast.

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Thursday Funnies!

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