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We have a winner!

Posted on December 12, 2023 | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 276TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with two #1 votes and three #2 votes, totaling 14 points, is:

Brian!

Here is his caption:

“Capitol Tour for MAGA supporters cost = 30 + years in Jail
Seeing perpetrators of J6 hoax getting caught = PRICELESS”

GregB (with two #1 votes) and vett (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 8 points:

GregB: “To borrow a famous quote from JFK and to modernize it: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what your country will do TO you if you dare to stand up to election corruption and make your voice heard. The many J6 victims (including DJT himself) have now found this out the hard way and are paying a heavy price for not recognizing the set-up trap for what it really was that day.”

vett: “Just for coming in today, you have won an all expense paid extended stay in beautiful DC. Room and board is included.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next caption contest!

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Tagged January 6 2021

The January 6 conspiracy Caption Contest

Posted on November 17, 2023 | 7 comments

This is our world-famous 277th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: The video shot from the east side of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, shows a police officer waving in Trump supporters, signaling them to disregard barricades. Snopes, however, insists the video to be false and claims that a second video shot from a different angle debunks this rumor. Below is the supposed debunking video that, to me, is just confusing and does not show the first video to be false.

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

But the media and TPTB insist there’s no such thing as conspiracies!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Posted in Caption contest, Democrats, Fun

Tagged January 6 2021, police waves protesters into Capitol building

Friday Animals ❤️

Posted on November 17, 2023 | 5 comments

Below is a video of woodland animals seen through the creative lens of Julian Rad, an award-winning wildlife photographer based in Central Europe.

It’s quite amazing the animals allow Rad to get so close.

I suggest you mute the sound or lower the volume.

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Posted in God's creation

Tagged Julian Rad

We have a winner!

Posted on November 17, 2023 | 4 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 276th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

This was a closely contested race, with only 2 points separating the winner and the second-runner.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and 8 points, is:

GregB!

Here is his caption:

It’s too bad their parents didn’t support abortion as strongly as they do.

Brian Heinz and Goldbug are in 2nd place, each with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each:

Brian Heinz: “Baby killers we are,
Wear our medals like stars.
Look into our eyes
Where the evil resides.
We’re Abortion Czars,
It’s where our hearts are.
Innocent killing is what we do.
Times a-wasting
No babies for you.
Taking you down
Depopulation’s all around.”

Goldbug: “We morons are proud members of the Democrat Death Cult.”

Gracie Storvika (with one #1 vote) and another Goldbug caption (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

Gracie Storvika: “Good golly! Why end with just getting rid of innocent babies–why not apply the same logic to the other end of the spectrum . . . after all both of these individuals appear to be past their preferred expiration dates. Perhaps they need to be sent on their ways also. I mean really, where does it end?”

Goldbug: “Look closely; their pins say, ‘We’re proof you can’t fix stupid.'”

True Dan is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Whose lives does abortion care save?

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later tonight for our next Caption Contest!

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Posted in abortion, Caption contest, Democrats, Evil, Funnies

Behavior has consequences: Soros-funded DA and Dem Congressman get carjacked

Posted on October 25, 2023 | 5 comments

Democrats are discovering there are consequences to their calls to defund the police.

New Orleans DA Jason Willliams (D)

On October 16, 2023, at around 10 p.m., Soros-funded New Orleans District Attorney Jason Williams (D) and his 78-year-old mother were carjacked at gunpoint in New Orleans.

Williams said two masked suspects brandishing high-powered automatic weapons demanded his black Lincoln Navigator and made off with some of his mother’s belongings. The SUV was later recovered at an undisclosed Uptown location. (Fox8) Two teen suspects were arrested on Oct. 24, for the carjacking. (Fox8)

On Monday evening, Oct. 2, 2023, at around 9:32 p.m., Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-Texas), 68, was carjacked at gunpoint outside his Washington, DC, apartment building in DC’s trendy Navy Yard neighborhood. As Cuellar was parking his car, three armed assailants held guns to Cuellar’s head as they took his phone and vehicle, the New York Post reports. Cuellar was unarmed and was not injured.

Rep. Henry Cueller (D-TX)

The incident was the latest in a series of violent crimes that have affected members of Congress or their staffs in D.C. this year:

In February, Rep. Angie Craig (D-Minn.) was assaulted in the elevator of her northeast DC apartment building by a homeless man with a long rap sheet. She suffered bruises as a result of the attack and got away by tossing her hot morning coffee at the assailant.
In March, a staffer for Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) was brutally attacked in broad daylight by a knife-wielding assailant in DC, on the same street where Craig was assaulted. The staffer, 26-year-old Phillip Todd, suffered serious injuries in the attack, including multiple stab wounds to the head and chest.
In June, a staffer for Rep. Brad Finstad (R-Minn.) was attacked at gunpoint near Nationals Park in Washington, DC. Finstad suffered minor injuries in the attack, which occurred in the same neighborhood where Rep. Cuellar was carjacked.

To date, 750 carjackings have been reported in DC this year alone, with 75% involving a firearm. That is a 115% increase in the number of carjackings from this time last year, according to DC police crime statistics.

See also my post of May 23: “Washington, D.C., failed city“.

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Posted in Crime, Democrats, failed city

Tagged #DefundPolice, New Orleans DA Jason Williams (D), Rep. Angie Craig (D-Minn.), Rep. Henry Cueller (D-TX), Washington DC

Wednesday truth bombs

Posted on October 25, 2023 | 4 comments

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Posted in climate change, Democrats, illegal immigration, Joe Biden, political memes, The Left

The Abort Democrats Caption Contest

Posted on October 24, 2023 | 20 comments

This is our world-famous 276th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At least two Democrat lawmakers wore “ABORTION” pins to display their support for killing unborn babies during Joe Biden’s 2023 State of the Union address. Sen. Ed Markey (D-Massachusetts) and Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-Pennsylvania) posted photos of themselves on social media wearing golden lapel pins that read “ABORTION” with a stylized O with a heart inside. Dean wrote on Twitter: “I say the word, I wear the word. Abortion care is health care. Abortion care saves lives.” Markey said the pins were a gift from Planned Parenthood. The abortion chain spends massive amounts of money to elect pro-abortion Democrats every year while reporting billion-dollar revenues and aborting more than 383,000 unborn babies annually. (Source: LifeNews.com)

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Congrats, Democrats! You’ve outdone the German Nazis. Even they were not so proud and shameless as to wear “GENOCIDE” lapel pins.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Posted in abortion, Caption contest, Democrats, Evil, Fun

Tagged Sen. Ed Markey

We have a winner!

Posted on October 24, 2023 | 2 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 275th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Gracie Storvika!

Here’s her caption:

We can see from this picture that the United States of America is not the only country in the world who has a President that is stark raving loony! I mean you must be bat $hit crazy to need an umbrella held over your head during a rain storm while applying water to a newly planted tree using a watering can. (These two are probably not smart enough to come in from the rain.)

Brian is a close 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

It’s raining, so why are we watering a tree? Guess stupid does what stupid is. We have to put on the show for the NWO. Did you get your black eye yesterday too?

Captain America and another Brian caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Captain America: “In all fairness, their rain is probably radioactive.”

Brian: “Alexander: ‘What’s in this stuff in the buckets, I swear it was only 6 inches tall a minute ago. Now look at it.’ Gurbanguly: ‘Must be the vodka I put in it. I put that s__t on everything.'”

GregB and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

GregB: “This photo perfectly demonstrates the intelligence levels of a typical globalist world politician. It’s all for show and the dough, and who you know, don’t ya know? Just ask Zelinsky (Ukraine) if you don’t believe me.

He’s lately been packing in too much dough,
From our domestic traitors in the know,
$Billions for Ukraine but only $700 per family for Maui,
Tells you conclusively that something has gone Haywire-y.
And they’re really just a bunch of flunkies although they think they are a pro.”

True Dan: “The umbrellas aren’t large enough.”