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We have a winner!

Posted on December 7, 2022 | 4 comments

Note: Please forgive me for being so late in posting the results of our last Caption Contest. My life had gone through great changes in the last year, making the big exodus out of a blue state to a red state where I am very happy. But my daily routine changed, and I need to return to a routine of regular posting on this blog, which I will. Once again, please forgive!

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We have a winner FOR OUR 263rd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here’s his caption for the video below:

Little Lord Fauci Roy,
tried to throw the ball,
but got booed by us all,
we honor him now for all to see,
how much money he’s made off thee.
He said the jab was good and yes you should.
His lies got better but people got deader,
so now we say, don’t go the Fauci way
you might not be here another day.

Auntie Lulu and Captain America are in second place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Auntie Lulu: “What kind of nitwit would propose that Anthony Fauci receive any kind of “honorary” award?”

Captain America: “Me and Bill Gates are gonna kill all you bullies who used to call us names, and never let us play in any reindeer games.”

greenworz, GregB, and vett are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworz: “I’ll clap and cheer when Fauci is hanging by the neck for his contributions in using “gain of function” technology to make the covid virus more harmful and aiding the pharmaceutical companies in formulating the maiming, deadly and depopulating injection formulas.”

GregB: “The modern day ‘Angel of Death’ and protege of Dr. Joseph Mengele, Dr. Fear Fuhrer ‘Foul-Chi’ is greeted in Seattle by both ‘woke’ and ‘awake’ baseball fans.”

vett: “I suggest giving him a blindfold, a cigarette, and a 21 gun salute.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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The “Lord Fauci” Caption Contest

Posted on October 20, 2022 | 7 comments

This contest is now closed.
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This is our world-famous 263rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: On August 10, 2022, 81-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the NIH’s National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, was in Seattle for a Mariners’ game where he was set to receive an honorary award and throw out the first pitch at a Major League ball game against the visiting Yankees. He was met with applause and scattered boos.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, November 1, 2022.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Like trained seals, Seattle blue-zombies honor the man who gave millions of dollars to help fund the Wuhan Lab that unleashed the COVID-19 virus upon the world.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on October 17, 2022 | 3 comments

 

…FOR OUR 262nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

But…but mommy promised me I’d be king.

Brian Heinz (with one #1 vote and one #2 vote) and Auntie Lulu (with three #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 6 points:

Brian Heinz: “Hey Lisa, did you hear the one about the prince that got dethroned, Harry somebody?”

Auntie Lulu: “Gosh! What did I do? I’m just tryin’ to support my little woman and the kids.”

Captain America and greenworxx are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Captain America: “If I were King of the Forrrrest!!!”

greenworxx: “Being treated as if he’s invisible irritates poor spoiled Harry.”

Truckjunkie is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Truckjunkie: “How DARE that jackass William claim his rightful place as King…..”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all the other captions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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Hardest-working and laziest states

Posted on September 22, 2022 | 5 comments

 

WalletHub just issued its report on the hardest-working and laziest states in America, using data from the U.S. Census Bureau , the Bureau of Labor Statistics, and other organizations.

The criteria for “hard-working” include average workweek hours, employment rate, idle youth rate, leisure time, and volunteer efforts. The report also weighs in factors such as commute time and amount of people with multiple jobs.

Americans are hard workers, putting in an average of 1,791 hours per year as of 2021, according to the World Economic Forum. That’s 442 hours per year more than Germans work, but 337 fewer than Mexicans do. Even when given the chance to not work as hard, many Americans don’t. Americans forfeited an average of 4.6 paid days off in 2021.

Based on WalletHub’s criteria, here are all 50 U.S. states ranked from hardest working to least. I added the red and blue colors, using the updated 2022 list of red and blue states, referring to states whose voters predominantly choose either the Republican Party (Red) or Democratic Party (Blue) for presidential and senatorial candidates.

  1. North Dakota
  2. Alaska
  3. Nebraska
  4. South Dakota
  5. Texas
  6. Virginia
  7. Oklahoma
  8. Kansas
  9. New Hampshire
  10. Wyoming
  11. Georgia
  12. Colorado
  13. Tennessee
  14. Maryland
  15. Hawaii
  16. Utah
  17. Indiana
  18. Minnesota
  19. Alabama
  20. Arkansas
  21. Louisiana
  22. Iowa
  23. Mississippi
  24. Wisconsin
  25. Idaho
  26. Vermont
  27. North Carolina
  28. South Carolina
  29. Missouri
  30. Maine
  31. Montana
  32. Kentucky
  33. Arizona
  34. Washington
  35. Florida
  36. Delaware
  37. Nevada
  38. Pennsylvania
  39. Illinois
  40. California
  41. Oregon
  42. Ohio
  43. New Jersey
  44. Massachusetts
  45. Connecticut
  46. West Virginia
  47. Michigan
  48. New York
  49. Rhode Island
  50. New Mexico

As you can see, 8 of the 10 most hardworking states are red states, whereas 8 of the 10 laziest states are blue states. Why does that not surprise me?

~E

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The Petulant Prince Caption Contest

Posted on September 22, 2022 | 8 comments

THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.

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This is our world-famous 262nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the gif:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, October 4, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Just because I’m second born, why shouldn’t I be king?,” says Harry the Malcontent, a permanent  U.S. resident who calls our First Amendment “bonkers”.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E

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Tuesday Funnies!

Posted on September 20, 2022 | 5 comments

 

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on September 20, 2022 | 3 comments

 

…FOR OUR 261st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

Brian Heinz!

Here is the winning caption:

This is udderly blinding and I can’t see now. Please, someone lead me back to the hotel.

GregB, Jen, and two captions from vett are in second place, each with 4 points:

GregB (one #1 vote): “This is NOT what I meant when I said, ‘Pelosi can go pound sand.'”

Jen (one #1 vote): “Shouldn’t this be against the law? If we had laws…”

vett (one #1 vote): “Beer goggles wouldn’t even help.”

vett (two #2 votes): “Obviously none of them are on a first name basis with Jenny Craig.”

Auntie Lulu is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Nasty Pelosi is long past the age when looking at her exposed breasts would cause anything but revulsion in the viewer. For Heaven’s sake–Cover Up!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian Heinz!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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Saturday de-stressor

Posted on September 17, 2022 | 5 comments

Ferocious cat attacks man!

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~E

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Thursday Funnies!

Posted on September 15, 2022 | 3 comments

The Animals Edition

This dog is smart!

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1569793567815794688

~E

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Your stress-reliever of the day

Posted on September 15, 2022 | 3 comments

 

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1569928233885253634

~E

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