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We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 284th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

greenworxx!

Here is her caption:

Check the old fool for rabies!

GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Mmm! Tastes like chicken!

Brian, Gracie Storvika, and another GregB caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Brian: “The evil in his eyes would make my child cry before we got to him. Praise God we are done with them.”

Gracie Storvika: “If I were the mother of a child where this old fool stuck my child’s fingers in his mouth–I would be duty bound to knee him in the groin as hard as possible! What an old fool, and it is not like he just started this weird behavior after he developed dementia. It sickens me to even see him doing this.”

GregB: “He just wanted some fresh toe jam to put on his toast.”

CalGirl is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

I have an oral fetish. Don’t tell. No one will ever know.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, greenworxx!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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Saturday Funnies!

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Christmas Day animal funnies!

A merry and blessed Christmas to all!

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Merry Christmas from President Trump

God bless President Trump!

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Tuesday Funnies!

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Monday animal funnies!

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California is worst state to raise a family

Surprise!

Not.

To go to the interactive map, click on the Consumer Affairs link below.

From Consumer Affairs, Dec. 10, 2024:

To determine the best states for raising a family in 2025, ConsumerAffairs compared each state on cost, safety, education, health care and quality of life.

The bottom five states for raising a family are all located in the West and South and face significant challenges in education and quality of life.

  • California ranks at the bottom, with poor scores in quality of life, affordability, safety, high child poverty rates, a shortage of libraries and bad air quality.
  • Texas follows closely behind, scoring poorly in health care, safety and quality of life. The state has the lowest pediatric health care score, with the highest percentages of uninsured children and families that can’t afford their children’s health care bills.
  • New Mexico, Arizona and Nevada round out the bottom, with poor public education and lower rankings in quality of life.

Vermont is the best state to raise a family in. It finished first in quality of life, sixth in child health care access and sixth in education. The top five states for raising a family are Vermont, Maine, Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and Wyoming.

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Wednesday Funnies!

 

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Palantir CEO to the Left: Voters do not want to hear your woke pagan ideology

Palantir CEO Alex Karp

Daily Wire reports, Dec. 9, 2024, that Alex Karp, the co-founder and CEO of Palantir, said during a panel discussion at the Reagan National Defense Forum late last week that Democrats lost the 2024 election because they did not understand the fundamental human desire to feel safe.

Karp said: “Americans are the most loving, God-fearing, fair, least discriminatory people on the planet. They want to know that if you’re waking up and thinking about harming American citizens, or if American citizens are taken hostage and kept in dungeons, or if you’re a foreign power sending fentanyl to poison our people, something really bad is going to happen to you and your friends and your cousins, and your bank account and your mistress, and whoever was involved.”

“When Americans are spending a trillion dollars on ‘defense,’ what I want and what I think my peers want is: why are these people keeping our citizens as hostages, torturing our people, attacking our allies, maligning us in what was once called the United Nations — basically a discriminatory institution against anything good? We need to stand up and those people need to be scared.”

He said that it was critical for the U.S. to dominate because “we have the best products in the world, and we can not have parity. Our adversaries do not have our moral compunction. If it is even, they will take advantage of our niceness, our kindness, our desire to be at home in Nebraska and New Hampshire or wherever we live, in our peaceful environments.”

“They need to wake up scared, and go to bed scared, and if you give that to the American people, the American people will go back and say — and honestly, I probably shouldn’t say this, this is why I thought the Democrats were going to lose the election, and why they did, because people want to live in peace. They want to go home. They do not want to hear your woke pagan ideology. They want to know they’re safe. And safe means the other person is scared. That’s how you make someone safe.”

“The average American person understands this. Unfortunately, many of the intellectually captured institutions, funneled and intellectually owned by the Berkeley faculty, do not. That’s what they want. It is sure as hell what I want. And that is why Palantir and all the people in this room, I hope, are here to serve the American people. And my version of service is, ‘The soldiers are happier, the enemies are scared, and Americans go back to enjoying the fact that we’re the only ones with a real tech scene in this country and we’re going to win everything.’”

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Whale thanks humans for rescue

Here’s a palate cleaser that will lift your spirits!

Watch how a dedicated group of New Zealanders work hard to rescue a beached Orca whale.

Make sure you watch to the end to see how the whale thanked the humans!

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