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The Disney-transvestite caption contest

Posted on August 16, 2023 by | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 273rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At the Enchanted Chamber in Disneyland, a mustachioed male employee in a dress welcomes little girls, calling himself Nick, the Fairy Godmother’s apprentice. Inside the chamber, the girls will choose their special Disney princess dresses — priced at $250 to $450 — before they have their hair and makeup done so they can walk the park in their princess getup.

Here’s a video of the Disney transvestite:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 29, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Founder Walt Disney must be turning over in his grave.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

See also “Does Disney’s failure signal a cultural shift in America?”

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 15, 2023 by | 4 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 272nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

GregB!

Here’s his caption:

I never thought I would ever see that many turds in a pool all at once.

CalGirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

I haven’t seen that many floppy, nude boobs since Woodstock, and that was just the men.

Greenworxx (with one #1 vote) and Gracie Storvika (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

greenworxx: “Enjoy the cool water now, Satan’s minions, as one day you’ll face the realities of turning away from God.”

Gracie Storvika: “Insanity is alive and well in the Big Apple!”

Captain America is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

100,000 volts would solve some of that problem.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

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The ‘We’re Coming For Your Children” Caption Contest

Posted on July 27, 2023 by | 11 comments

This is our world-famous 272nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video (warning: nudity):

About the video: On June 23, 2023, in New York City, LGBTQ activists marched and chanted “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children!” (Source: RedState)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 1, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A sight that’s sure to turn straight men gay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

 

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We have a winner!

Posted on July 25, 2023 by | 1 comment

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 271st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Cases and cases of testosterone blocker. Soon to be on display in the children’s section of Target, right next to the pedo-devil wear.

GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Change the sign to say, “Free Targets For The Gun Range” and that pallet would be empty in no time.

Jackie Puppet is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

If I wanted to drink piss water for free, I’d drink out of a toilet!

Two Brain Heinz captions are both in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Bud Light for those who are light in the loafers and are on a budget.

Like we said “just take them” but you must sign a waiver saying that you will not sue “us” if you go gay after drinking beer this way. No suits saying that you now fart rainbows when you see light beer. “DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK” my cause sexual psychosis in males.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on July 4, 2023 by | 2 comments

 

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 270th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Hi, I’m Princess Grifta, and this is my husband Cuckol.

greenworxx is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

“Crying wolf” is a dangerous game to play.

CalGirl is in 3rd place with one #1 vote and 4 points:

This doesn’t look right. Put the phone & reading material down….throw on seat belts & hug each other tight: it’s time for the “high speed chase” hoax pics.

Another Captain America caption and MrB are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Captain America: “That looks like Big Mike next to Grifta.”

MrB.: “Personally, I don’t know anybody who would want a picture of a narcissist, a whipped husband and his mother-in-law.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Phony Car-Chase Caption Contest

Posted on June 8, 2023 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 270th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The above pic of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and her mom, in a New York yellow taxi was taken on the evening of May 16, 2023. Invoking memories of Princess Diana’s fatal car crash, the couple’s spokesman claimed that the trio were “extremely upset and shaken” by a harrowing, “near-catastrophic” two-hour paparazzi chase in New York City, and that the “relentless pursuit…resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers.”  Almost immediately, NY’s Democratic mayor and the NYPD debunked the story, followed by similar testimonies by the taxicab driver as well as the paparazzi agency. Here’s an excellent video by a native New Yorker resident explaining why the story is unbelievable:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 20, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Meghan Markle: “Do I look like I’m ‘extremely upset and shaken’?  That Harry is such a dope –snookered again by my machinations. He, he, he.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on June 7, 2023 by | 10 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 269th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

CalGirl!

Here’s her caption:

The business of Greta Thunberg is Greta Thunberg.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

White slaves to carry me to my destination, the “Green Solution”. I’m Grettle Thorndirge, and I approve this message.

Brian Heinz is in 3rd place with three #2 votes and 6 points:

Hey guys, there’s an extra 20 apiece if you don’t let me hit the ground. It’s muddy over here.

Another CalGirl caption is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Hi! I’m Greta, a high-functioning autistic, being used by the Global Green Movement, and I’m loving every minute of it. What the heck else could I be doing in my condition to participate in anything, let alone globally? Period.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next very exciting caption contest!

~E

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The ‘It’s All An Act’ Caption Contest

Posted on May 4, 2023 by | 6 comments

This is our world-famous 269th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On January 17, 2023, climate activist Greta Thunberg, 20, was hauled away and briefly detained by police while protesting the expansion of a coal mine in western Germany. According to Reuters, the young activist, along with a group of protesters, were warned by police that they would be “removed by force” if they did not vacate the mine site. Reacting to videos circulating on social media of Thunberg seen laughing with police before she was hauled away, viewers accused Thunberg of staging the arrest, which both Thunberg and the German police denied. (BBC)

Here’s The Body Language Guy’s video analyzing the incident:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, May 16, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption (from Shakespeare’s Macbeth):

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on May 4, 2023 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 268th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Well, Creepy Uncle Joe just learned a new technique.

In 2nd place are Anonymous and Brain Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and GregB (with two #2 votes), each with 4 points each:

Anonymous: “That’s even less acceptable than ‘pull my finger’– jeez!”

Brain Heinz: “Look, he still had mustard on his face from lunch. I was just grooming, er, I mean cleaning him up.”

GregB: “This looks like the human version of a gecko with his tongue sticking out as he eyes his prey just before he zaps its unaware prey with its tongue and then devours it.”

Vett is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Wanna know what else I can do with my tongue?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

~E

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The He’s-No-God Caption Contest

Posted on April 13, 2023 by | 7 comments

This is our world-famous 268th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 10, 2023, the Dalai Lama, whom Tibetan Buddhists venerate as a god, issued an apology after a video went viral showing the supposed deity and spiritual leader kissing a young boy on the lips and then asking the child to “suck my tongue” at an event last February in northern India. In a statement saying he “regrets” the incident, the office for the Dalai Lama said he “wishes to apologize to the boy and his family, as well as his many friends across the world, for the hurt his words may have caused,” and that “His Holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras.”

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, April 25, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The Dalai Lama sucks!

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

~E

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