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Unintentionally funny and plain idiotic newspaper headlines.





















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Tinkerbell hides from Cisgenderman. “I’m fwaaaaaayed!”
You just can’t make this stuff up.
Fox News writer Emma Colton reported Tuesday (Oct. 19) that a student at Oberlin College in Ohio had described being “scared” and “angry” after the school announced a work crew would be installing radiators in a “safe space” dormitory for women and transgendered students, explaining the crew would likely be “cisgender men.”
Cisgender men?”
I had never encountered this word, most likely because it was not added to Webster’s lexicon until 2015. I looked it up. Turns out that a “cisgender man” is one who is born male and retains his male identity throughout his life. This of course, identifies practically every man on the planet.
Colton’s narrative continues:
“I was angry, scared, and confused. Why didn’t the College complete the installation over the summer, when the building was empty? Why couldn’t they tell us precisely when the workers would be there? Why were they only notifying us the day before the installation was due to begin?” Oberlin student Peter Fray-Witzer wrote in an op-ed published in the college newspaper on Friday.
The student said he grew concerned because he had not heard of the installation plans before a school email was sent on Oct. 7. He explained that the crew would likely be cisgender men entering Baldwin Cottage, which is home to a “safe space” for “women and transgendered persons.”
“In general, I am very averse to people entering my personal space. This anxiety was compounded by the fact that the crew would be strangers, and they were more than likely to be cisgender men.”
The work crew eventually showed up at the dorm, and Fray-Witzer described that he saw “immediately that they were all men. “”It was clear that the College had not made a special request that male workers not be allowed onto the upper floors of Baldwin,” the student continued.
Fray-Witzer asked a representative of the college – who he called “Polo Man” because he was wearing a “neat polo” – who accompanied the crew if he could reject getting the radiator installed. The college emissary apparently said no, and the student left for class to allow the work crew to make the dorm improvements.
“By the time I had come back, they appeared to be done, though Polo Man warned me that they would return later in the week to check the insulation. Sure enough, they were back the next day. I felt mildly violated and a little peeved.”
Fray-Witzer said he asked how other students in the dorm felt about the work crew, with many complaining about messes, noise, and other typical complaints that accompany construction projects. Others noted that they didn’t feel comfortable with how the school handled the installation.
“I understand, of course, that installations like this are routine; the College needs to improve its facilities occasionally, and who am I to stand in the way of that? After all, I get a brand-spanking-new radiator, right in time for the cold weather. But why not finish the project during the four months of the summer semester, when the building was unoccupied?”
Oberlin’s press office did not immediately respond to Fox News’s request for comment on the matter.
~ Grif
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Tagged cisgender, Oberlin College, Peter Fray-Witzer, snowflake
I recently joined a new exercise class.
The pre-exercise stretching routine is superb! I have found it to be a great way to warm up to the more difficult exercises.
I am so enthused about it, I want to share an example of the routine with you.
Even a kid can do it!
~E
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Here’s the GIF:

About the GIF: On Ajugust 29, 2021, Joe Biden couldn’t stay still during the solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of U.S. soldiers killed in the United States’ peremptory withdrawal from Afghanistan. He dishonored the dead soldiers by checking his watch.
You know the drill:
This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 26, 2021.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
During the ceremony, a voice from the clouds said: “Your time is up, pedo Joe.”
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.
~E
This was a super easy contest for our writers because there were so few entries. 🙁
Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of our 248th Caption Contest, with three #1 vote and 12 points, is:
Here is the winning caption:

Kinda looks like a cross between a Gestapo agent and Columbo.
Mr. B. is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:
First she poses as a satanist, now a SS Gestapo. What a twisted mind.
Captain America is in third place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:
That flap in front is to cover her gnarled old dangles.
Calgirl is in fourth place, with one #1 vote and 2 points:
Really don’t understand the juxtaposition of her Nazi Gestapo garb to her mild-mannered Brainiac English sleuth plaid overcoat. Who was her publicist for this? Probably a CLUELESS someone born after, say, at least 1990 or worse, 2000. And then, this pretentious pandering slut approved it.
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

For all the other entries, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!
~E
LOL!
https://youtu.be/_dALbRfYAvk
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