Category Archives: Funnies

Thursday Funnies!

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Wednesday funnies!

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Will bring a smile to your face: A baby’s laugh!

Nothing more invokes a smile than the sweet, sweet sound of a baby’s laugh.

Happy Tuesday!

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Wednesday funnies!

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Sunday Funnies!

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Friday Animals: Cat befriends mouse

Benjamín Sagredo thought his cat, Simon, would take care of the “mouse problem” around the house. But he couldn’t have been more wrong!

Sagredo found his cat making friends with the little mouse. So he recorded it because he didn’t think anyone would believe it. (PawMyGosh)

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Friday Funnies!

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The Just-a-Slut Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is our 248th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In the midst of singing “Just a Virgin” at the 2021 Video Music Awards last Sunday, Sept. 12, a much-botoxed, face-lifted, and breast-implanted 63-year-old Madonna tried to shock the audience by whipping open her trench coat. (Telegraph)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 5, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Demon-possessed since at least 2012. (WorldTruthTV)

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

. . . for our 247th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And we have two winners!

The winners of our 246th Caption Contest, each with 10 points, are:

GregB & vett!!!

GregB‘s caption received two #1 votes and one #2 vote; vett‘s caption received one #1 vote and three #2 votes.

vett: “She’s got more bags than the cargo hold of a 747.” BregB: “Two old Commies walk along the shore, Both completely corrupt to the core. They’ve gotten away with countless crimes, Again and again, so many times. If you cross them, the body count goes up one more.”

Tim Shey is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Death Warmed Over taking a stroll on the beach with The Heart of Darkness.

MR B. and Reuben G. are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Bill exclaims to his Hillary, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill”. She answers, “Well don’t ever expect me fire up this big-ass grill for one little crooked weenie”.

That poor sand.

Greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Serial rapist/womanizer and Stinky assaulting an innocent beach.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB and vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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Saturday Funny: Animals sleep in the strangest places

. . . and my favorite:

See also “Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places” and “Friday Funny: Cats sleep in the strangest places

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