Category Archives: Funnies

Friday Funny: Cats sleep in the strangest places

Posted on September 10, 2021 by DrE | 3 comments

Be here tomorrow for “Other animals sleep in the strangest places”!

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Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places

Posted on September 9, 2021 by DrE | 4 comments

Be here tomorrow for “Cats sleep in the strangest places”!

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Tagged sleeping dogs

Thursday Funny: What dogs do when you’re away

Posted on September 2, 2021 by DrE | 6 comments

This man found out. LOL

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Wednesday animal chuckles

Posted on September 1, 2021 by DrE | 4 comments

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The Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head Caption Contest

Posted on August 26, 2021 by DrE | 14 comments

This Caption Contest is now closed.

This is our 247th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On Tuesday, August 24, 2021, Bill and Hillary Clinton (ages 75 & 73), were seen glumly strolling on a beach in the Hamptons. (Daily Mail)

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, September 7, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Stuck together in a hell of their own making.

For the triple winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 26, 2021 by DrE | 3 comments

. . . for our 246th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And we have a triple whammy!

The winners of our 246th Caption Contest, each with 8 points, are:

Captain America, Mitchell T, and Reuben G.!!!

Here are their winning captions:

Captain America (with two #1 votes): “Oh No!!! Izz Godzirra!!!”

Mitchell T (with two #1 votes): “Slam Dunk? Not a stage dive without jumping off stage. Falling forward and snapping a fan’s neck is like trying to balance a brick on a straw. IT GUNNA SNAP!!”

Reuben G. (with one #1 and two #2 votes): “She’s not THAT fat, it only registered as 1.8 on local Richter scales”

Greg B is in second place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Lizzo is seen here performing for SeaWorld hiring managers during her audition to serve as the replacement for the now retired Shamu to splash the audience.

Brian, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Brian: “That poor teddy bear will argue that point about crushing. Bet there isn’t any stuffing left in that little fella.”

Jackie Puppet: “The poor bed: ‘What did I do to deserve this? OOF!!'”

vett: “Eye bleach! Eye bleach! Where’s my eye bleach.”