Category Archives: Funnies

The ‘I’m not that fat’ Caption Contest

This is our 246th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF:

Lizzo Belly Flop

About the GIF: Lizzo is a rapper who is proud of being fat, and is lauded for her “body positivity”. There is a rumor that at one of her shows, she dove into the crowd and crushed a member of the audience to death. Lizzo went on TikTok to dispel the rumor by bellyflopping on her bed to show she’s not so fat that she could have crushed someone to death. She said: “I’ve never stage dived in my life. Ya’ll really gon put that on my motherf****ng name? Like, I know I’m big but, b***h, I’m not that f****ng big.” (Source)

Lizzo

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, August 17, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“There she blows!” cried the lookout, sighting the great white whale, Moby Dick.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

. . . for our 245th Caption Contest!

This was an easy contest for our writers because there were so few entries. LOL

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 245th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 votes, totaling 14 points is . . .

Truckjunkie!

Here is the winning caption:

Uh, Meghan, you don’t need to strike that pose until you’re ready to have the baby…..

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Alexis, wanna see a real vagina?

vett and AZgeo are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

vett (one #1 vote): “Are you hungry? I brought a box lunch for you.”

AZgeo (two #2 votes): “EW, worms! Will have to clean that thing again.”

Brian Heinz is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Hey dad, can we move up the seats, someone spilled a sardine can over here and smells like someone is fanning it up in the air.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, truckjunkie!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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Sunday Animal Funnies!

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Friday funnies!

DCG

Saturday funnies!

And check out this catch!

DCG

Friday Funny: It’s a miracle!

Went to church and witnessed a miracle!

H/t maziel

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Tuesday Funny!

Belgian Bus Company’s very funny commercials:

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Happy Thursday…enjoy these cute pups!

https://youtu.be/3EkOKqZ57LA

DCG

Wednesday Funnies!

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The slutty duchess Caption Contest

this caption contest is now closed.

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This is our 245th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

 

About the pic: Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex and wife of Prince Harry, left her newborn baby Archie in London and jetted to New York for the U.S. Open on Sept. 7, 2019, ostensibly to support her friend Serena Williams. At the tennis match, wearing a shirt-button dress, Markle openly flirted with Williams’ husband, Alexis Ohanian, by spreading her thighs and flashing her crotch. This is confirmed by a recent CDAN blind item reveal.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, July 20, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

People sitting next to Markle: “Ew! What’s that smell?”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E