We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 275th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Gracie Storvika!

Here’s her caption:

We can see from this picture that the United States of America is not the only country in the world who has a President that is stark raving loony! I mean you must be bat $hit crazy to need an umbrella held over your head during a rain storm while applying water to a newly planted tree using a watering can. (These two are probably not smart enough to come in from the rain.)

Brian is a close 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

It’s raining, so why are we watering a tree? Guess stupid does what stupid is. We have to put on the show for the NWO. Did you get your black eye yesterday too?

Captain America and another Brian caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Captain America: “In all fairness, their rain is probably radioactive.”

Brian: “Alexander: ‘What’s in this stuff in the buckets, I swear it was only 6 inches tall a minute ago. Now look at it.’ Gurbanguly: ‘Must be the vodka I put in it. I put that s__t on everything.'”

GregB and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

GregB: “This photo perfectly demonstrates the intelligence levels of a typical globalist world politician. It’s all for show and the dough, and who you know, don’t ya know? Just ask Zelinsky (Ukraine) if you don’t believe me.

He’s lately been packing in too much dough,
From our domestic traitors in the know,
$Billions for Ukraine but only $700 per family for Maui,
Tells you conclusively that something has gone Haywire-y.
And they’re really just a bunch of flunkies although they think they are a pro.”

True Dan: “The umbrellas aren’t large enough.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Gracie Storvika!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

~E

 

Crane Introduces His Babies To His Human Best Friend Every Year

This is very cool!

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The “revolving door” of crime in Washington State

Criminals in democrat-run cities are given a pass under the guise of “criminal justice reform,” “equity” and “systemic racism.”

Throw in activist judges, BLM and the “Defund the Police” movement popular in these cities and you have the perfect recipe for the release of repeat offenders and increased crime.

Seattle has 118 repeat offenders which the city, a couple of years too late, now realizes is a threat to public safety.

The problems associated with democrat policies extends south of Seattle as well.

In Thurston County, Washington (Olympia area) they experienced slightly more crime in 2021 compared to 2020.

Judge Sharonda Amamilo

In 2020 the people of Thurston County elected Judge Sharonda Amamilo to the Thurston County Superior Court. The Court web page describes the good judge:

“Judge Sharonda D. Amamilo was elected to the Thurston County Superior Court Bench in 2020 and began her historic first term in 2021 as the first person of color to serve as a Judge in Thurston County. She is committed to protecting the constitutional rights of all citizens, bringing a diversity of experience and background to objectively deliver compassionate justice to litigants appearing before the court; many with traumatic backgrounds.”

How compassionate is the judge? As reported by Jason Rantz at KTTH, she released a woman who led police on a high-speed chase, has 17 prior convictions, failed to show up for five previous court appearances, and was booked for three counts of assault in the first degree, possession of a stolen vehicle, attempt to elude, and DUI. The good judge released the suspect on her own personal recognizance, on the promise she’d return for a future court date.

You can read all the details about the judge’s compassion for criminals here.

Progressives never learn:

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Be sure to lock your windows!

A woman in Connecticut found out what happens when you leave a window unlocked: A black bear may come in to steal your lasagna!

Hope the guy enjoyed the Italian pasta!

Read about the whole story here.

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Monday Animals ❤️

 This mouse is really smart! ↓↓↓

~E

Hunting dog rescued after being trapped in cave with bear for three days

Luvs a happy ending!

You can read more about Charlie’s adventure here.

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Saturday animal funnies

Cat rules!

~E

Saturday truth bombs

~E

Some times the donkeys just need a cuddle…

In case you need a much-needed break from the stresses of our world today…

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The Coals-to-Newcastle Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 275th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The Presidents of Turkmenistan and Belarus planted a fir tree at the Alley of Honored Guests in Minsk, the capital of Belarus.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Never over-estimate the intelligence of politicians.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E