Friday Funnies!

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The Just-a-Slut Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is our 248th world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In the midst of singing “Just a Virgin” at the 2021 Video Music Awards last Sunday, Sept. 12, a much-botoxed, face-lifted, and breast-implanted 63-year-old Madonna tried to shock the audience by whipping open her trench coat. (Telegraph)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, October 5, 2021.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Demon-possessed since at least 2012. (WorldTruthTV)

For the winners of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

. . . for our 247th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And we have two winners!

The winners of our 246th Caption Contest, each with 10 points, are:

GregB & vett!!!

GregB‘s caption received two #1 votes and one #2 vote; vett‘s caption received one #1 vote and three #2 votes.

vett: “She’s got more bags than the cargo hold of a 747.” BregB: “Two old Commies walk along the shore, Both completely corrupt to the core. They’ve gotten away with countless crimes, Again and again, so many times. If you cross them, the body count goes up one more.”

Tim Shey is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Death Warmed Over taking a stroll on the beach with The Heart of Darkness.

MR B. and Reuben G. are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Bill exclaims to his Hillary, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill”. She answers, “Well don’t ever expect me fire up this big-ass grill for one little crooked weenie”.

That poor sand.

Greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Serial rapist/womanizer and Stinky assaulting an innocent beach.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB and vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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Sunday Devotional: ‘Take up your cross and follow me’

Mark 8:27-35

Jesus and his disciples set out
for the villages of Caesarea Philippi. 
Along the way he asked his disciples,
“Who do people say that I am?” 
They said in reply,
“John the Baptist, others Elijah,
still others one of the prophets.” 
And he asked them,
“But who do you say that I am?” 
Peter said to him in reply,
“You are the Christ.” 
Then he warned them not to tell anyone about him.

He began to teach them
that the Son of Man must suffer greatly
and be rejected by the elders, the chief priests, and the scribes,
and be killed, and rise after three days. 
He spoke this openly. 
Then Peter took him aside and began to rebuke him. 
At this he turned around and, looking at his disciples,
rebuked Peter and said, “Get behind me, Satan. 
You are thinking not as God does, but as human beings do.”

He summoned the crowd with his disciples and said to them,
Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself,
take up his cross, and follow me. 
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it,
but whoever loses his life for my sake
and that of the gospel will save it.”

What a grim reading for today.

For the first time, Jesus predicts His impending persecution, terrible suffering, and death by execution. Then, He warns that being His follower is not a path of roses, but one of self-abnegation and suffering:

“Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.”

Christians actually have had it good in America, compared to both the early Church and the many persecuted Christians across the world today, especially in the Middle East where Christianity is near extinction.

But the days of the comfortable U.S. Christian are rapidly fading, as the light of Christ dims in post-Christian and Left-radicalized America.

No matter what the future brings, we are to heed the words of St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians 6:10-16:

Finally, draw your strength from the Lord and from his mighty power. Put on the armor of God so that you may be able to stand firm against the tactics of the devil. For our struggle is not with flesh and blood but with the principalities, with the powers, with the world rulers of this present darkness, with the evil spirits in the heavens. Therefore, put on the armor of God, that you may be able to resist on the evil day and, having done everything, to hold your ground. So stand fast with your loins girded in truth, clothed with righteousness as a breastplate, and your feet shod in readiness for the gospel of peace. In all circumstances, hold faith as a shield, to quench all the flaming arrows of the evil one.

 

In the meantime, we take strength and solace from our Lord’s words and promise in Matthew 16:25-27:

For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it. What profit would there be for one to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? . . . For the Son of Man will come with his angels in his Father’s glory, and then he will repay all according to his conduct.

May the peace and strength of Jesus Christ our Lord be with you,

~E

Still lying about Trump

Not content that Trump “lost” the 2020 election, they’re still lying about him.

What elites do on 20th anniversary of 9/11: Attend a ceremony.

What a populist leader, Donald John Trump, did on 20th anniversary of 9/11: Visit the firemen and police officers who risked their lives rescuing people on 9/11.

Definition of populist: “A person, especially a politician, who strives to appeal to ordinary people who feel that their concerns are disregarded by established elite groups.”

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Saturday Funny: Animals sleep in the strangest places

. . . and my favorite:

See also “Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places” and “Friday Funny: Cats sleep in the strangest places

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Friday Funny: Cats sleep in the strangest places

See also “Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places

Be here tomorrow for “Other animals sleep in the strangest places”!

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Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places

Be here tomorrow for “Cats sleep in the strangest places”!

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The Left look to Satanists to save abortion in Texas

If this doesn’t tell you the Left are evil, nothing will.

Last Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2021, nearly 24 hours after a Texas law that bans nearly all abortions in the state went into effect, the Supreme Court rejected a request to block enforcement of the law, which abortion providers claim will bar at least 85% of abortions in the state and will likely cause many clinics to close, while a challenge to its constitutionality is litigated in the lower courts. The SCOTUS vote was 5-4, with fake-conservative Chief Justice John Roberts joining the court’s three liberal justices (Breyer, Sotomayor and Kagan) in dissent. (SCOTUSblog)

From Breitbart, Sept. 6, 2021:

After The Satanic Temple announced its opposition to the Texas anti-abortion law, leftists have embraced the cult as a potentially helpful ally in the cause to keep abortion legal.

At Salon.com, Brett Bachman argued Satanists “may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas”….

Other left-wing outlets were as equally gleeful in their support of The Satanic Temple’s fight to keep abortion legal. “Satanic Temple Floats Devilishly Clever Strategy To Dodge Texas Abortion Law,” stated a headline from HuffPost. “Why Satanists may be the last hope to take down Texas’s abortion bill,” echoed Fortune.

In 2020, following the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a woman wrote an op-ed in HuffPost exclaiming that she joined The Satanic Temple, believing that they are the best force in America to keep abortion rights alive….

Sickening!

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Tuesday animals!

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