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Wednesday truth bombs

Posted on October 25, 2023 | 4 comments

Posted in climate change, Democrats, illegal immigration, Joe Biden, political memes, The Left

The Abort Democrats Caption Contest

Posted on October 24, 2023 | 20 comments

This is our world-famous 276th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At least two Democrat lawmakers wore “ABORTION” pins to display their support for killing unborn babies during Joe Biden’s 2023 State of the Union address. Sen. Ed Markey (D-Massachusetts) and Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-Pennsylvania) posted photos of themselves on social media wearing golden lapel pins that read “ABORTION” with a stylized O with a heart inside. Dean wrote on Twitter: “I say the word, I wear the word. Abortion care is health care. Abortion care saves lives.” Markey said the pins were a gift from Planned Parenthood. The abortion chain spends massive amounts of money to elect pro-abortion Democrats every year while reporting billion-dollar revenues and aborting more than 383,000 unborn babies annually. (Source: LifeNews.com)

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Congrats, Democrats! You’ve outdone the German Nazis. Even they were not so proud and shameless as to wear “GENOCIDE” lapel pins.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Posted in abortion, Caption contest, Democrats, Evil, Fun

Tagged Sen. Ed Markey

We have a winner!

Posted on October 24, 2023 | 2 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 275th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Gracie Storvika!

Here’s her caption:

We can see from this picture that the United States of America is not the only country in the world who has a President that is stark raving loony! I mean you must be bat $hit crazy to need an umbrella held over your head during a rain storm while applying water to a newly planted tree using a watering can. (These two are probably not smart enough to come in from the rain.)

Brian is a close 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

It’s raining, so why are we watering a tree? Guess stupid does what stupid is. We have to put on the show for the NWO. Did you get your black eye yesterday too?

Captain America and another Brian caption are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Captain America: “In all fairness, their rain is probably radioactive.”

Brian: “Alexander: ‘What’s in this stuff in the buckets, I swear it was only 6 inches tall a minute ago. Now look at it.’ Gurbanguly: ‘Must be the vodka I put in it. I put that s__t on everything.'”

GregB and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

GregB: “This photo perfectly demonstrates the intelligence levels of a typical globalist world politician. It’s all for show and the dough, and who you know, don’t ya know? Just ask Zelinsky (Ukraine) if you don’t believe me.

He’s lately been packing in too much dough,
From our domestic traitors in the know,
$Billions for Ukraine but only $700 per family for Maui,
Tells you conclusively that something has gone Haywire-y.
And they’re really just a bunch of flunkies although they think they are a pro.”

True Dan: “The umbrellas aren’t large enough.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Gracie Storvika!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

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Posted in Caption contest, Funnies

Monday Animals ❤️

Posted on October 16, 2023 | 7 comments

**This mouse is really smart! ↓↓↓**

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Posted in cats, dogs, God's creation

Tagged mouse outsmarts trap

Saturday animal funnies

Posted on October 14, 2023 | 7 comments

Cat rules!

7 Comments

Posted in cats, dogs, Funnies, God's creation

Saturday truth bombs

Posted on October 14, 2023 | 4 comments

4 Comments

Posted in Communist China, Democrats, illegal immigration, Joe Biden, political memes, The Left

The Coals-to-Newcastle Caption Contest

Posted on October 5, 2023 | 7 comments

This is our world-famous 275th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The Presidents of Turkmenistan and Belarus planted a fir tree at the Alley of Honored Guests in Minsk, the capital of Belarus.

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Oct. 17, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption: