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We have a winner!

. . . for our 247th Caption Contest!

Our writers have voted for their respective #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And we have two winners!

The winners of our 246th Caption Contest, each with 10 points, are:

GregB & vett!!!

GregB‘s caption received two #1 votes and one #2 vote; vett‘s caption received one #1 vote and three #2 votes.

vett: “She’s got more bags than the cargo hold of a 747.” BregB: “Two old Commies walk along the shore, Both completely corrupt to the core. They’ve gotten away with countless crimes, Again and again, so many times. If you cross them, the body count goes up one more.”

Tim Shey is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Death Warmed Over taking a stroll on the beach with The Heart of Darkness.

MR B. and Reuben G. are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Bill exclaims to his Hillary, “Your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill”. She answers, “Well don’t ever expect me fire up this big-ass grill for one little crooked weenie”.

That poor sand.

Greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Serial rapist/womanizer and Stinky assaulting an innocent beach.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB and vett!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

Sunday Devotional: ‘Take up your cross and follow me’

Mark 8:27-35

Jesus and his disciples set out
for the villages of Caesarea Philippi. 
Along the way he asked his disciples,
“Who do people say that I am?” 
They said in reply,
“John the Baptist, others Elijah,
still others one of the prophets.” 
And he asked them,
“But who do you say that I am?” 
Peter said to him in reply,
“You are the Christ.” 
Then he warned them not to tell anyone about him.

He began to teach them
that the Son of Man must suffer greatly
and be rejected by the elders, the chief priests, and the scribes,
and be killed, and rise after three days. 
He spoke this openly. 
Then Peter took him aside and began to rebuke him. 
At this he turned around and, looking at his disciples,
rebuked Peter and said, “Get behind me, Satan. 
You are thinking not as God does, but as human beings do.”

He summoned the crowd with his disciples and said to them,
Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself,
take up his cross, and follow me. 
For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it,
but whoever loses his life for my sake
and that of the gospel will save it.”

What a grim reading for today.

For the first time, Jesus predicts His impending persecution, terrible suffering, and death by execution. Then, He warns that being His follower is not a path of roses, but one of self-abnegation and suffering:

“Whoever wishes to come after me must deny himself, take up his cross, and follow me.”

Christians actually have had it good in America, compared to both the early Church and the many persecuted Christians across the world today, especially in the Middle East where Christianity is near extinction.

But the days of the comfortable U.S. Christian are rapidly fading, as the light of Christ dims in post-Christian and Left-radicalized America.

No matter what the future brings, we are to heed the words of St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians 6:10-16:

Finally, draw your strength from the Lord and from his mighty power. Put on the armor of God so that you may be able to stand firm against the tactics of the devil. For our struggle is not with flesh and blood but with the principalities, with the powers, with the world rulers of this present darkness, with the evil spirits in the heavens. Therefore, put on the armor of God, that you may be able to resist on the evil day and, having done everything, to hold your ground. So stand fast with your loins girded in truth, clothed with righteousness as a breastplate, and your feet shod in readiness for the gospel of peace. In all circumstances, hold faith as a shield, to quench all the flaming arrows of the evil one.

 

In the meantime, we take strength and solace from our Lord’s words and promise in Matthew 16:25-27:

For whoever wishes to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for my sake will find it. What profit would there be for one to gain the whole world and forfeit his life? . . . For the Son of Man will come with his angels in his Father’s glory, and then he will repay all according to his conduct.

May the peace and strength of Jesus Christ our Lord be with you,

~E

Still lying about Trump

Not content that Trump “lost” the 2020 election, they’re still lying about him.

What elites do on 20th anniversary of 9/11: Attend a ceremony.

What a populist leader, Donald John Trump, did on 20th anniversary of 9/11: Visit the firemen and police officers who risked their lives rescuing people on 9/11.

Definition of populist: “A person, especially a politician, who strives to appeal to ordinary people who feel that their concerns are disregarded by established elite groups.”

~E

Saturday Funny: Animals sleep in the strangest places

. . . and my favorite:

See also “Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places” and “Friday Funny: Cats sleep in the strangest places

~E

Friday Funny: Cats sleep in the strangest places

See also “Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places

Be here tomorrow for “Other animals sleep in the strangest places”!

~E

Thursday Funny: Dogs sleep in the strangest places

Be here tomorrow for “Cats sleep in the strangest places”!

~E

The Left look to Satanists to save abortion in Texas

If this doesn’t tell you the Left are evil, nothing will.

Last Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2021, nearly 24 hours after a Texas law that bans nearly all abortions in the state went into effect, the Supreme Court rejected a request to block enforcement of the law, which abortion providers claim will bar at least 85% of abortions in the state and will likely cause many clinics to close, while a challenge to its constitutionality is litigated in the lower courts. The SCOTUS vote was 5-4, with fake-conservative Chief Justice John Roberts joining the court’s three liberal justices (Breyer, Sotomayor and Kagan) in dissent. (SCOTUSblog)

From Breitbart, Sept. 6, 2021:

After The Satanic Temple announced its opposition to the Texas anti-abortion law, leftists have embraced the cult as a potentially helpful ally in the cause to keep abortion legal.

At Salon.com, Brett Bachman argued Satanists “may be the last, best hope to save abortion rights in Texas”….

Other left-wing outlets were as equally gleeful in their support of The Satanic Temple’s fight to keep abortion legal. “Satanic Temple Floats Devilishly Clever Strategy To Dodge Texas Abortion Law,” stated a headline from HuffPost. “Why Satanists may be the last hope to take down Texas’s abortion bill,” echoed Fortune.

In 2020, following the death of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, a woman wrote an op-ed in HuffPost exclaiming that she joined The Satanic Temple, believing that they are the best force in America to keep abortion rights alive….

Sickening!

~E

Tuesday animals!

~E

Govt & CDC are lying about vaccine and Ivermectin – Why?

Wayne Allyn Root writes in Townhall, Sept. 5, 2021:

It’s been quite a week. I’ve been in the media business for decades and I’ve never before witnessed such lies, exaggeration and outright fraud. All with the intent to force everyone to be vaccinated. The question is why?

Let’s start with the vaccine itself. The results in Israel prove what a sham, charade and fraud this all is. The U.S. government and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention argue that the vaccine is our only chance to survive. And that people are hospitalized and dying with COVID-19 because they are unvaccinated.

Both arguments are pure fraud.

First, are you aware that anyone who dies within 14 days of getting vaccinated is considered “unvaccinated”? No wonder they claim everyone who is dying is unvaccinated. If you die from COVID-19, whether you’re vaccinated or unvaccinated, they just call you unvaccinated.

If a businessperson in the private sector tried that scam, they’d spend the next 20 years in prison for fraud.

The CDC has also been using stats of COVID-19 deaths going back to January to make the claim that the deaths are almost exclusively among the unvaccinated. That’s because earlier in the year almost everyone was unvaccinated. That’s called rigging the numbers. The CDC must be using the same Democrats who rigged and stole the 2020 election.

Worst of all, the media has blacked out the developing disaster in Israel. Israel is the most vaccinated country in the world. They all got the Pfizer vaccine. At first, deaths and hospitalizations went to almost zero. Israel declared victory over COVID-19.

At this moment, 0.2% of the entire population of Israel is catching COVID-19 each day.

This past week was the worst week for COVID-19 in Israel EVER. Israel is setting records for vaccinated people in the hospital. Deaths are skyrocketing.

It’s so bad, no-mask, no-lockdown Sweden has just banned travelers from Israel. Many EU countries are following suit.

The vaccine isn’t just failing, it’s a spectacular fail. It wore off. It no longer works. And just as my holistic doctor friends predicted, it makes the next wave far worse. These doctors say vaccinated people are far more contagious; they carry heavier viral loads and are far more susceptible to getting severe illness than someone with “natural immunity.”

This experiment with an “experimental, emergency-use-only” vaccine is a great big failure. A dangerous and deadly failure.

But at this very moment, Biden, the CDC and the U.S. media are pushing the vaccine, vaccine mandates and vaccine passports harder than ever. The question is why?

Why is forcing every American to get vaccinated so important at the exact moment Israel proves the vaccine they’re pushing is a dramatic, dangerous and deadly failure?

See also “Covid vaccine follies: Unvaxxed scapegoated; vaxxed vulnerable to more severe diseases

~E

Sunday Devotional: Be Strong, Fear Not!

Isaiah 35:4

Thus says the LORD:
Say to those whose hearts are frightened:
Be strong, fear not!
Here is your God,
he comes with vindication;
with divine recompense
he comes to save you.


I don’t know how it came to be that so many view Jesus the Christ as an effeminate wimp.

Is it because He allowed Himself to be tortured and crucified, without fighting back?

But do they not know that Jesus’ suffering and death were redemptive and restitutory?

The dictionary defines “restitution” as reparation made by giving an equivalent as compensation for loss, damage, or injury caused.

Every wrong must be rectified. But our first parents’ Fall was so cataclysmic that not only was human nature itself perverted so that all of Adam and Eve’s progeny would be born with the stain of Original Sin with an inclination to evil (fomes peccati: tinder for sin), no man could restitute for that first sin. Only God Himself, in the person of the Son, could make amends — by incarnating in flesh, to be tortured, suffer and die on a cross.

As Jesus explained in Luke 22:22: “for the Son of Man indeed goes as it has been determined.”

Jesus couldn’t be further from being an effeminate wimp.

A physical laborer — carpenter — by trade, Jesus must have been brawny and strong. He would have to be strong to withstand being whipped until the flesh on His back was stripped, have 1″-2″ long thorns pierced into his head (try piercing your scalp with just a pin), carry a cross weighing 75-125 lbs, then be nailed to a cross by 5″-7″ long iron spikes. (See “Good Friday: Remembering His Passion and Sacrificial Love”)

Nor does Jesus expect us to be wimps.

He instructed us in Luke 22:36: “if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”

He didn’t mean a spiritual sword. By “sword,” He meant it literally.

Furthermore, why would He tell us to acquire a sword if He doesn’t expect and want us to use it in self defense?

The equivalent of a sword today is a gun. Molon labe!

So as Isaiah 35:4 commands us:

Be strong, fear not!

And may the peace and love of Jesus Christ our Lord be with you,
~E