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We have a winner!

…FOR OUR 260TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

The DNC plotting the midterm steal.

Goldbug and truckjunkie are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Goldbug: “Let me explain .. they promise, if we convert to transhumanism, we will be protected from EMPs by wearing these hats.”

truckjunkie: “No, I STILL like the “Guild Of The Lollypop Kids” name better…..”

Brian Heinz and two captions from MR B. are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and two points:

Brian Heinz: “The return of the cone heads. Ok, who’s got the beer and who’s going for the chips and popcorn?”

MR B.: “How can Hershey be so insensitive and non-inclusive with their new ad? They do not have anyone of color or from the LGBTQIA+ community.”

MR B.: “Guess the movie
Dude in the Middle: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

Monday Funnies!

The all-animals edition!

 

https://twitter.com/theworldofdog/status/1561739411049553921

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/cIfPmk_GGDA?feature=share

 

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1561956649832775682

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Saturday Funnies!

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Thursday Funnies: Back in my day…

DCG

Sunday Funnies!

The Animals Edition!

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1559294958707818499

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The how-to-be-a-zombie Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 260th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t merlin):

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 23, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Wearing these hats will empower us and we’ll be FBI agents!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

~E

We have a winner!

 

…FOR OUR 259TH CAPTION CONTEST!

This was a very competitive contest, with many really clever captions.

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is:

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

Dat booty-shakin’ was enough to bring down the Georgia Guidestones!!

Vett is in 2nd place with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

Looks like the tectonic plates shifting along the San Andreas Fault.

A. B. Nordlichter, Brian Heinz, and Ssgt David are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

A. B. Nordlichter: “Shake contents thoroughly before using. Refrigerate any leftovers. Do not microwave.”

Brian Heinz: “Vote for me and, baby, this is free! And next week, Mack will crush beer cans with her right breast! Tune in and mack out.”

Ssgt David: “Making an ass of herself…literally!”

Anonymous and Captain America are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Anonymous: “Oww, what has been seen cannot be unseen…”

Captain America: “Let’s join Jim on the beach where we are witness to an East Indian Dugong calving.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

Tuesday Funnies!

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Tuesday Funnies!

The animals edition!

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The Twerking-Senator Caption Contest

This contest is closed.

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This is our world-famous 259th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video;

 

About the video: On 4th of July, Rhode Island state senator Tiara Mack, a first-term Democrat, posted a 8-second video of herself twerking in a bikini. The video went viral. Reportedly, and rightly, she faced a wave of criticism. But Mack said she has no regrets and would do it all over again. (Source: New York Post).

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 2, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The Rhode Island State Senate must be so proud….

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

[email protected]

Thanks!

~E