Category Archives: Funnies

Friday Funnies!

Posted on September 9, 2022 by | 6 comments

https://twitter.com/navyhato/status/1567748876198883329

The brilliant Katie Hopkins is a conservative English columnist and media personality.

By the way, we now have indisputable evidence that senile Joe Biden ordered the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s home in Florida. daniel_g reports:

Although Biden has repeatedly denied ordering the FBI’s raid on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate, court documents reveal otherwise.

U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon on Monday granted Trump’s request to appoint a Special Master to review the documents seized by the FBI during the August 8th raid.

The ruling “temporarily enjoins” or forbids the Biden Administration from “reviewing and using the seized materials” in the DOJ’s investigation of Trump until the review is completed.

“In pages 2-3 of the ruling, Judge Cannon revealed that the Biden regime actually ORDERED the FBI raid to seize documents in Mar-a-Lago,” Infowars reported.

*Image from Infowars*

This directly contradicts repeated denials by Biden.

When asked last month whether the White House coordinated the FBI’s raid with the DOJ, Biden denied having any involvement.

~E

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Thursday funnies: End of summer edition

Posted on September 8, 2022 by | 3 comments

DCG

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Tuesday Funnies!

Posted on September 6, 2022 by | 4 comments

The all-animals edition!

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1566647418896146434?t=01f9i3w9x1KM_IdEvcmWJA&s=09

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1566526533493297153?t=Z3bHBtCqIZ_Q49Ql01O6Qw&s=09

The Anatolian or Kangal Shepherd dog is a historic Turkish breed of large livestock guardian dog native to eastern Turkey.

While the Kangal Shepherd Dog is often referred to as a sheep dog, it is not a herding dog, but rather a guardian who lives and bonds with the flock of sheep to actively fend off predators of all sizes and hunt them down.

With adults reaching 132 lbs and 31″ high, the Kangal shepherd is widely regarded as having the most powerful bite force of all domestic dogs. Typically used as protection against wolves, bears, and jackals in its native Turkey, the breed has been exported to African countries like Namibia and Kenya in more recent years due to its intimidating size and capabilities as an effective guardian, where it successfully protects local herds from lions, cheetahs, and similar indigenous big cats, which has had the benefit of not only protecting livestock, but ensuring the continuity of endangered predators due to reduced cullings by local farmers. (Wikipedia)

~E

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The Heifer-of-the-House Caption Contest

Posted on August 31, 2022 by | 12 comments

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is our world-famous 261st Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: In early July 2022, 82-year-old Rep. and Speaker-of-the-House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and her husband, Paul (who was recently sentenced to 5 days in jail for DUI), were spotted at a ritzy resort on the Italian seaside owned by tenor Andrea Bocelli. (New York Post)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, September 13, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A cow’s udder swelling is one of the most common problems faced by farmers. The main cause of such a disease is an improper diet with too many calories. The proper diet should be based on high quality hay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on August 31, 2022 by | 2 comments

…FOR OUR 260TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

The DNC plotting the midterm steal.

Goldbug and truckjunkie are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote, one #2 vote, and 6 points:

Goldbug: “Let me explain .. they promise, if we convert to transhumanism, we will be protected from EMPs by wearing these hats.”

truckjunkie: “No, I STILL like the “Guild Of The Lollypop Kids” name better…..”

Brian Heinz and two captions from MR B. are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and two points:

Brian Heinz: “The return of the cone heads. Ok, who’s got the beer and who’s going for the chips and popcorn?”

MR B.: “How can Hershey be so insensitive and non-inclusive with their new ad? They do not have anyone of color or from the LGBTQIA+ community.”

MR B.: “Guess the movie
Dude in the Middle: I don’t know what you’re talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all other caption submissions, go here.

Seen any great pics or videos that you think would be perfect for our caption contest? Email them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~E

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Monday Funnies!

Posted on August 29, 2022 by | 4 comments

The all-animals edition!

 

https://twitter.com/theworldofdog/status/1561739411049553921

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/cIfPmk_GGDA?feature=share

 

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1561956649832775682

~E

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Saturday Funnies!

Posted on August 27, 2022 by | 3 comments

~E

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Thursday Funnies: Back in my day…

Posted on August 25, 2022 by | 6 comments

DCG

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Sunday Funnies!

Posted on August 21, 2022 by | 5 comments

The Animals Edition!

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1559294958707818499

~E

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The how-to-be-a-zombie Caption Contest

Posted on August 11, 2022 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 260th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t merlin):

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 23, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Wearing these hats will empower us and we’ll be FBI agents!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

I am running out of caption pics. You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:

FOTM4ever@outlook.com

Thanks!

~E

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