In February 2020, in Istanbul, Turkey, musicians of the CRR Symphony were ready to begin their performance when a stray cat casually wandered in.
The conductor turned to the audience and jokingly asked: “Is anyone allergic to cats?” At that, as if in response, the cat leapt onto the conductor’s podium, prompting laughter from everyone in the hall.
~E
This gave me a good chuckle!
From the Daily Mail:
“Harry and Meghan’s £11million California mansion is apparently engulfed by a foul smell leaving neighbours ‘disgusted’, it has emerged.
The duke and duchess’ headache is said to have been caused by the nearby Andrée Clark Bird Refuge, a 42-acre saltwater marsh. The area is one of the largest wildlife refuges in Santa Barbara and the water can become ‘stagnant’ leading to an odour.
The foul stink is said to have hit the area in Montecito, which is also home to Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres, Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry.
A local resident told the Mirror: ‘It smells like offal that has been rotting in the sun. It makes my stomach churn. I’ve seen lots of homeowners closing their windows when it wafts over.’
Local officials say the stench could last as long as the autumn, when improvements are in the pipeline. Cameron Benson, clean water manager for the City of Santa Barbara, said: ‘Water can become stagnant there. The odour issues are sporadic and sometimes they are worse in some conditions.’
Harry and Meghan have had to contend with odour issues in the past. Last year, it was reported the royals were living near a legal cannabis factory base in Santa Barbara.
The couple’s mansion is just up the road from the 20 large greenhouses full of the plants — leaving the luxury suburb reeking. Neighbours made a string of complaints, sparking the company to install new ‘odour control systems’.
Gregory Gandrud told the Sunday Mirror: ‘The stink was getting stronger and heading their way. I was driving along the freeway and was hit hard by the smell. It doesn’t make you high but it’s not what you want driving at 70mph.
‘I had to pull over. It made me completely lose my train of thought. Lots of people here are suffering.’
Read the whole story here.
DCG
Here’s the video:
So much strength being communicated here… pic.twitter.com/yfY5dCuEcm
— Danny De Urbina (@dannydeurbina) February 2, 2022
About the video: On February 2, 2022, after a speech announcing plans to relaunch the White House’s “Cancer Moonshot” initiative, 79-year-old Joe Biden seemed to lose his way as he left the podium. He wandered in the wrong direction and had to be led off the stage by his wife, Jill. (The Blaze)
You know the drill:
This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, February 22, 2022.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:
No worries, all you Biden voters. His finger is on the nuclear button!
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
~E
Posted in Caption contest, Fun, Joe Biden, The Left
…for our 253rd Caption Contest!
Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.
And the winner, with two #1 votes, two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:
Here is the winning caption:
How about that, AOC fits right in with this circus freak show.
GregB is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:
“Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt.” -Juvenal
With grocery and other store shelves now having many bare spots, this is how the latest bread (Gov’t stimulus checks) and circuses like this freak show keep people from revolting against the many evils being forced upon us amid a tsunami of endless lies (bio-weapon spike protein clot shots posing as “vaccines.”)
Arche N. (with two #2 votes) and Calgirl (with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place with 4 points each:
Arche N.: “Kiss me, kiss up to me–what’s the difference? I’m AOC (not A-OK)!”
Calgirl: “In a nutshell, proof that God takes care of the mentally challenged, the inept; unable; the socially bereft. The rest of us fend for ourselves with what God gave us.”
Jackie Puppet is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:
How much longer before she hugs Michael Obama? AOC obviously is into black shemales!
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
For all the other caption entries, go here.
This was a difficult contest. To quote reader Jackie Puppet: “This picture is a tough one to caption!”
You can help by submitting interesting pics that you think would be great for our caption contests, by emailing them to me to:
FOTM4ever@outlook.com
Thanks!
Be here later today for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
~E
We got snow down here in Oklahoma. About four inches yet with our windy weather comes a lot of ice. And it also comes with bad drivers. Those of us in the South just aren’t use to this cold weather. Which makes these funnies so appropriate!
DCG
Posted in Funnies
BTW, a scientific study says our fat cells remain a constant number throughout our life!
~E
