Category Archives: Funnies

Saturday funnies!

Posted on January 22, 2022 by DCG | 7 comments

DCG

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Tuesday funnies!

Posted on January 18, 2022 by DCG | 7 comments

DCG

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The Maskless-Congresswoman Caption Contest

Posted on January 18, 2022 by DrE | 12 comments

This is our 253rd world-famous Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On Sunday, January 2, 2022, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was spotted partying in a drag bar in Miami, Florida, without a face mask. The pics above show her hugging and kissing Billy Porter (l), a homosexual actor-singer who likes to dress in drag, and another drag queen (r) with an uncanny resemblance to Oprah Winfrey. Less than 3 weeks before, AOC had written a letter to the U.S. House of Representatives claiming that she “continue(s) to be unable to physically attend proceedings in the House Chamber due to the ongoing (COVID) public health emergency”. (Clash Daily)

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, February 1, 2022.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Democrat. Thy name is “Hypocrite”!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

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Posted in Caption contest, COVID-19, Fun, The Left

Tagged Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Billy Porter

Sunday Funnies!

Posted on January 16, 2022 by DrE | 5 comments

The animals edition!

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Posted in cats, dogs, Funnies, God's creation

We have a winner!

Posted on January 16, 2022 by DrE | 3 comments

. . . for our 252nd Caption Contest!

This was a difficult contest for our voters because there were many really clever entries.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 (best) and #2 (next best) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of our 252nd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Anonymous!!!

Here is the winning caption:

“It’s okay, I’m trans-normal and if you question that you’re racist.”

Jackie Puppet and MR B. are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Jackie Puppet: “Pediatrician?? He looks more like a pedophile-trician!”

MR B.: “I’m sure this ‘woman’s’ telling us the cure to COVID is a jar of Vaseline petroleum jelly.”

Calgirl, Christy, another Jackie Puppet caption, Jen, and Tim Shey are all in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Calgirl: “Unfortunately, for male or female or anything in between, there is no surgical solution to fix UGLY.”

Christy: “I am woman, hear me roar!”

Jackie Puppet: “Rachel??!?! Dick Levine should’ve changed his name to Dick Less-vine!”

Jen: “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.”

Tim Shey: “This picture reminds me of a quote from the film BRAVEHEART (1995): ‘Whom do I send? Not my gentle son. The mere sight of him would only encourage an enemy to take over the whole country.’ – King Edward I “

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Anonymous!!!

For all the other caption entries, go here.

Be here this Tuesday for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

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Posted in Caption contest, Funnies, Health, Joe Biden, The Left

Tagged Assistant secretary of health, Caption Contest winner, Rachel Levine

Happy Friday Dance!

Posted on January 14, 2022 by DCG | 8 comments

Long week…glad it’s Friday!

DCG

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Posted in dogs, Funnies, God's creation

Sunday Funny: Evolution of Dance

Posted on January 9, 2022 by DrE | 3 comments

This is funny and delightful.

I couldn’t help but start dancing at the Bee Gees’ “You Should Be Dancing”.

The man is Ireneusz Krosny (born 1968), a Polish actor and mime artist.

He received several top awards at comedy festivals in Poland, and also had his own television shows there. He began his international career in 1997, performing throughout Europe as well as in North America and Asia. In the USA he received the Critic’s Choice Award from The Chicago Reader. Click here for his website.

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Tagged Ireneusz Krosny

Thursday funnies!

Posted on January 6, 2022 by DCG | 6 comments

And the last one….eye bleach warning:

DCG

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Saturday Funny!

Posted on January 1, 2022 by DrE | 4 comments

Inspired by DCG’s “Guy blows up his Tesla instead of paying $22K for repairs” post, I decided to post this video although I’d already posted a “funnies” today.