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We have a winner!

Posted on March 8, 2024 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 277TH CAPTION CONTEST!

This was a very competitive contest with only 2 points separating the winner from the runner-up and 3rd place.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

Mistears Mom!

Here is her caption:

Behold-the feminists banshee mating call.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

When “Mars Attacks” that oughta explode their heads.

Both of GregB‘s captions are in 3rd place, each with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each:

It was a, “powerful performance” as every coyote for miles around began howling back.

Screaming Banshees now need sheet music to “sing” their “lyrics.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Mistears Mom!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next caption contest!

~E

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The Feminist-Manifesto Caption Contest

Posted on February 10, 2024 by | 8 comments

This is our  world-famous 277th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video {source: SkyNewsAustralia 12:56 to 13:12 mark), followed by a screenshot:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2024.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Gosh, who knew 21st century feminists are so articulate!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on February 10, 2024 by | 3 comments

Please forgive me for being so late with this post. I’ve been preoccupied with writing a very difficult chapter for a new book. I will try to be more responsible by posting more, henceforth.

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WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 276TH CAPTION CONTEST!

This was a very competitive contest with only 2 points separating the winner from the runner-ups.

But our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with one #1 and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is:

greenworxx!

Here is her caption:

Lurch won’t be able to talk his way out of this gas leak. There are witnesses!

John Kerry Blasts Fart During COP28 Climate Change Conference Remarks (Video)

GregB is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

He always has been nothing more than a foul, stinking old globalist gasbag.

Jackie Puppet is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

That wasn’t a fart – that was a few carbon credits slipping out of Kerry!

Brian is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

1 Woman dead 32 people injured and taken to hospital. Today at the Climate debate John Kerry blasted his carbon foot print but came from another body part. Killing the mediator a few feet from him. Kerry is in custody waiting for de-fumigation. Some of the victims at the hospital said he was aiming for her when he swung around in his chair. In Other news today: The EU passed a law today on the new natural gas carbon act for the prevention of death by human Flatulence.

Another greenworxx caption is in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

It’s time to hook up a carbon gas catcher on Kerry. He’s exceeding the daily limit of noxious gas eruptions as designated by the climate czar himself!

 

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, greenworxx!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next caption contest!

~E

 

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The Climate-Czar’s Fart Caption Contest

Posted on December 15, 2023 by | 10 comments

This is our  world-famous 277th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video (go to the 0:18 mark for the fart, LOL):

John Kerry Blasts Fart During COP28 Climate Change Conference Remarks (Video)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Dec. 26, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

If cow farts contribute to global warming, that makes Biden’s climate czar John Kerry a danger to global health and wellbeing.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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Christmas funnies!

Posted on December 13, 2023 by | 6 comments

Less than two weeks to Christmas, enjoy!

DCG

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We have a winner!

Posted on December 12, 2023 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 276TH CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with two #1 votes and three #2 votes, totaling 14 points, is:

Brian!

Here is his caption:

“Capitol Tour for MAGA supporters cost = 30 + years in Jail
Seeing perpetrators of J6 hoax getting caught = PRICELESS”

GregB (with two #1 votes) and vett (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) are in 2nd place, each with 8 points:

GregB: “To borrow a famous quote from JFK and to modernize it: Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what your country will do TO you if you dare to stand up to election corruption and make your voice heard. The many J6 victims (including DJT himself) have now found this out the hard way and are paying a heavy price for not recognizing the set-up trap for what it really was that day.”

vett: “Just for coming in today, you have won an all expense paid extended stay in beautiful DC. Room and board is included.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Brian!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next caption contest!

~E

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Can you imagine? Woman finds opossum in Christmas tree!

Posted on December 5, 2023 by | 3 comments

My worst nightmare…

DCG

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The January 6 conspiracy Caption Contest

Posted on November 17, 2023 by | 7 comments

This is our  world-famous 277th Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

About the video: The video shot from the east side of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, shows a police officer waving in Trump supporters, signaling them to disregard barricades. Snopes, however, insists the video to be false and claims that a second video shot from a different angle  debunks this rumor. Below is the supposed debunking video that, to me, is just confusing and does not show the first video to be false.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

But the media and TPTB insist there’s no such thing as conspiracies!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on November 17, 2023 by | 4 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 276th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

This was a closely contested race, with only 2 points separating the winner and the second-runner.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and 8 points, is:

GregB!

Here is his caption:

It’s too bad their parents didn’t support abortion as strongly as they do.

Brian Heinz and Goldbug are in 2nd place, each with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each:

Brian Heinz: “Baby killers we are,
Wear our medals like stars.
Look into our eyes
Where the evil resides.
We’re Abortion Czars,
It’s where our hearts are.
Innocent killing is what we do.
Times a-wasting
No babies for you.
Taking you down
Depopulation’s all around.”

Goldbug: “We morons are proud members of the Democrat Death Cult.”

Gracie Storvika (with one #1 vote) and another Goldbug caption (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

Gracie Storvika: “Good golly! Why end with just getting rid of innocent babies–why not apply the same logic to the other end of the spectrum . . . after all both of these individuals appear to be past their preferred expiration dates. Perhaps they need to be sent on their ways also. I mean really, where does it end?”

Goldbug: “Look closely; their pins say, ‘We’re proof you can’t fix stupid.'”

True Dan is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Whose lives does abortion care save?

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later tonight for our next Caption Contest!

~E

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The Abort Democrats Caption Contest

Posted on October 24, 2023 by | 20 comments

This is our  world-famous 276th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At least two Democrat lawmakers wore “ABORTION” pins to display their support for killing unborn babies during Joe Biden’s 2023 State of the Union address. Sen. Ed Markey (D-Massachusetts) and Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-Pennsylvania) posted photos of themselves on social media wearing golden lapel pins that read “ABORTION” with a stylized O with a heart inside. Dean wrote on Twitter: “I say the word, I wear the word. Abortion care is health care. Abortion care saves lives.” Markey said the pins were a gift from Planned Parenthood. The abortion chain spends massive amounts of money to elect pro-abortion Democrats every year while reporting billion-dollar revenues and aborting more than 383,000 unborn babies annually. (Source: LifeNews.com)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, Nov. 7, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Congrats, Democrats! You’ve outdone the German Nazis. Even they were not so proud and shameless as to wear “GENOCIDE” lapel pins.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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