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Thursday Animal Funnies!

Posted on June 15, 2023 by | 5 comments

The all-cats edition!

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The Phony Car-Chase Caption Contest

Posted on June 8, 2023 by | 9 comments

This is our world-famous 270th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The above pic of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and her mom, in a New York yellow taxi was taken on the evening of May 16, 2023. Invoking memories of Princess Diana’s fatal car crash, the couple’s spokesman claimed that the trio were “extremely upset and shaken” by a harrowing, “near-catastrophic” two-hour paparazzi chase in New York City, and that the “relentless pursuit…resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers.”  Almost immediately, NY’s Democratic mayor and the NYPD debunked the story, followed by similar testimonies by the taxicab driver as well as the paparazzi agency. Here’s an excellent video by a native New Yorker resident explaining why the story is unbelievable:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 20, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Meghan Markle: “Do I look like I’m ‘extremely upset and shaken’?  That Harry is such a dope –snookered again by my machinations. He, he, he.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on June 7, 2023 by | 10 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 269th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

CalGirl!

Here’s her caption:

The business of Greta Thunberg is Greta Thunberg.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

White slaves to carry me to my destination, the “Green Solution”. I’m Grettle Thorndirge, and I approve this message.

Brian Heinz is in 3rd place with three #2 votes and 6 points:

Hey guys, there’s an extra 20 apiece if you don’t let me hit the ground. It’s muddy over here.

Another CalGirl caption is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Hi! I’m Greta, a high-functioning autistic, being used by the Global Green Movement, and I’m loving every minute of it. What the heck else could I be doing in my condition to participate in anything, let alone globally? Period.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next very exciting caption contest!

~E

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Monday funnies!

Posted on June 5, 2023 by | 5 comments

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Saturday Animal Funnies!

Posted on June 3, 2023 by | 9 comments

And lastly, a pit bull fakes fainting to avoid getting his nails clipped. LOL

 

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Monday animal funnies!

Posted on May 22, 2023 by | 7 comments

https://www.tumblr.com/gandhika/716490103635247104/elvon%C3%A1si-t%C3%BCnetek

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Sunday Funnies!

Posted on May 14, 2023 by | 4 comments

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Wednesday Animal Funnies!

Posted on May 10, 2023 by | 5 comments

https://www.tumblr.com/everythingfox/715060501660532736/spoiled-whipped-cream-via

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The ‘It’s All An Act’ Caption Contest

Posted on May 4, 2023 by | 6 comments

This is our world-famous 269th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On January 17, 2023, climate activist Greta Thunberg, 20, was hauled away and briefly detained by police while protesting the expansion of a coal mine in western Germany. According to Reuters, the young activist, along with a group of protesters, were warned by police that they would be “removed by force” if they did not vacate the mine site. Reacting to videos circulating on social media of Thunberg seen laughing with police before she was hauled away, viewers accused Thunberg of staging the arrest, which both Thunberg and the German police denied. (BBC)

Here’s The Body Language Guy’s video analyzing the incident:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, May 16, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption (from Shakespeare’s Macbeth):

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

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We have a winner!

Posted on May 4, 2023 by | 3 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 268th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Well, Creepy Uncle Joe just learned a new technique.

In 2nd place are Anonymous and Brain Heinz (each with one #1 vote), and GregB (with two #2 votes), each with 4 points each:

Anonymous: “That’s even less acceptable than ‘pull my finger’– jeez!”

Brain Heinz: “Look, he still had mustard on his face from lunch. I was just grooming, er, I mean cleaning him up.”

GregB: “This looks like the human version of a gecko with his tongue sticking out as he eyes his prey just before he zaps its unaware prey with its tongue and then devours it.”

Vett is in 3rd place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Wanna know what else I can do with my tongue?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

~E

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