Remember: “No One is Above the Law”

Imagine being a crack addict and lying on your 4473 to illegally obtain a firearm. Then having your girlfriend dump the firearm in a garbage bin by a high school. Oh, and you “forgot” to pay federal income taxes for a couple years.

Do you really truly believe that YOU would receive such a sweetheart deal if you were to face felony tax and firearm violation charges? Yeah, right.

It’s good to be a demorat…

Say a pray for our country.

DCG

Tuesday Funnies!

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Friday Funnies!

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Thursday Animal Funnies!

The all-cats edition!

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A glimpse of hope for this country!

Had enough of the culture war brewing across America? Sick of “Pride” month yet? Here’s some good news: Gallup Poll released poll results today that showed more Americans want all or most abortions made illegal. From their poll (via LifeNews):

“Although support for abortion increased after the Dobbs decision overturning Roe v. Wade, the new Gallup survey released today shows that support is already softening one year after the decision. Now, a minority of Americans want all or most abortions legal while more Americans want all or most abortions made illegal.

Though the Gallup poll may appear to indicate that Americans support abortion – with questions about abortion in general showing Americans support abortions in the first trimester — a further Gallup question that more specifically identifies people’s views on abortions reveals what has been true for decades – Americans oppose most or all abortions.

That’s because a generic poll shows support for abortion in the first trimester but when pollsters ask the times when abortion should be legal, a strong percentage of people say abortions should generally only be allowed to save the mother’s life or in cases of rape or incest. Since those rare reasons constitute approximately 2% of all abortions, Americans oppose 98% of abortions.

Looking at the brand new Gallup poll released today, 69% say abortion should generally be legal in the first three months of pregnancy. But ending the analysis of the poll with that figure is highly misleading.

That’s because the subsequent question that more accurately identifies abortion views makes it clear more Americans oppose most or all abortions.

As Gallup notes, “Specifically, close to half of Americans, 47%, now say abortion should be legal in all (34%) or most (13%) circumstances, while a similar proportion, 49%, want it legal in only a few (36%) or illegal in all (13%) circumstances.”

That means 49 percent of Americans take a pro-life position opposing all or most abortions while a lower 47% take a pro-abortion position supporting all or most abortions.

Read the whole story here.

Excellent news!

DCG

The Phony Car-Chase Caption Contest

This is our world-famous 270th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: The above pic of Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and her mom, in a New York yellow taxi was taken on the evening of May 16, 2023. Invoking memories of Princess Diana’s fatal car crash, the couple’s spokesman claimed that the trio were “extremely upset and shaken” by a harrowing, “near-catastrophic” two-hour paparazzi chase in New York City, and that the “relentless pursuit…resulted in multiple near collisions involving other drivers on the road, pedestrians and two NYPD officers.”  Almost immediately, NY’s Democratic mayor and the NYPD debunked the story, followed by similar testimonies by the taxicab driver as well as the paparazzi agency. Here’s an excellent video by a native New Yorker resident explaining why the story is unbelievable:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, June 20, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Meghan Markle: “Do I look like I’m ‘extremely upset and shaken’?  That Harry is such a dope –snookered again by my machinations. He, he, he.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 269th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

CalGirl!

Here’s her caption:

The business of Greta Thunberg is Greta Thunberg.

Captain America is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

White slaves to carry me to my destination, the “Green Solution”. I’m Grettle Thorndirge, and I approve this message.

Brian Heinz is in 3rd place with three #2 votes and 6 points:

Hey guys, there’s an extra 20 apiece if you don’t let me hit the ground. It’s muddy over here.

Another CalGirl caption is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Hi! I’m Greta, a high-functioning autistic, being used by the Global Green Movement, and I’m loving every minute of it. What the heck else could I be doing in my condition to participate in anything, let alone globally? Period.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next very exciting caption contest!

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Monday funnies!

DCG

A compassionate barber

Grab a hanky!

DCG

Saturday Animal Funnies!

And lastly, a pit bull fakes fainting to avoid getting his nails clipped. LOL

 

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