We have a winner!

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 266th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is:

vett!

Here’s his caption:

My God, Joe, You can’t even put your shoes on the right feet. Glad you’re not really in charge of this country.

Goldbug is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points:

Stick with me Joe, we almost have ’em fooled.

Brian Heinz (with two #2 votes), Captain America and Jackie Puppet (each with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, with 4 points each:

Brian Heinz: “Jill, do I have time to go back in? I pooped my Depends.”

Captain America: “‘Joseph! Every time you eat ice cream and adrenochrome, you make boom booms.’ (whimper) ‘I know, mommy.’”

Jackie Puppet: “That tablecloth looks terrific on you, hon!”

greenworxx is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“Did you say I passed gas? I don’t smell anything.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later for our next very exciting caption contest!

~E

Score one for the 2A: 67-year-old woman shoots & kills armed intruder

She saved herself and her 90-year-old mom. You go, girl!

DCG

Friday Night Funnies!

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Words of Wisdom

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How Berkeley voters outdo communist countries

In my course on Comparative Politics, I used to mock the supposedly competitive democratic elections in totalitarian regimes like the Soviet Union and the People’s Republic of China by asking my students how it is possible that their ruling Communist Party could receive a near-unanimity of votes. Of course, that scenario take place in those countries because their elections are not really competitive, despite their window-dressing of other political parties. Instead, the system is rigged so that the Communist Party has a monopoly on power, and the other parties stand no chance of being elected.

Little could I have anticipated that this would happen in the United States, without coercion or a rigged electoral system, but with the voluntary consent of voters.

Did you know that in the midterm elections last Fall, a near unanimity of voters (95%) in the People’s Republic of Berkeley, California, voted to return Gavin Newsom as Governor?

From Berkeleyside, Dec. 23, 2022:

In Berkeley, Newsom got 95% of vote over his Republican challenger

Gov. Gavin Newsom, having survived a recall election last year, defeated his Republican opponent Brian Dahle 59% to 41%. In Berkeley, Newsom won with a landslide 95% of the vote, compared with the 79% he received in Alameda County.

95% voted in lockstep, in a city replete with intellectuals and a world-class university. So much for critical thinking and higher education.

Even more Berkeley voters (96%) voted for Proposition 1: The Right to Abortion, i.e., the “right” to kill unborn and entirely innocent human beings. Note how the Left no longer bother with using the euphemism of “pro choice,” but now outright call their advocacy pro abort.

And that’s why I call Berkeley the Belly of the Beast.

~E

Thursday Funnies!

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Tuesday animal funnies!

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The Senile-Old-Man Caption Contest

 

This is our world-famous 266th Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t MR B.):

Note: The blonde is Biden’s wife, Jill.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, February 14, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“My bad, Mom. Whoops, Jill. I pooped in my pants again.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~E

We have a winner!

 

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 265th CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the clear winner, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Another pimp in the democrat whore house.

Vett is in second place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, for a total of 6 points:

That almost looks like a bullseye target on his back.

Auntie Lulu is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points:

Ain’t I just stylin’ for this do.

greenworxx and Reuben G. are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

greenworxx: “Adams is a walking ‘meme’ representing much of what’s tragically wrong in the city of New York.”

Reuben G.: “Is this tuxedo a form of violence?”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next most exciting Caption Contest!

~E

Ever seen a “reverse” waterfall?

Pretty cool!

Read more about it here.

DCG