Category Archives: Funnies

Saturday funnies!

Posted on August 19, 2023 by DCG | 3 comments

DCG

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The Disney-transvestite caption contest

Posted on August 16, 2023 by DrE | 13 comments

This is our world-famous 273rd Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: At the Enchanted Chamber in Disneyland, a mustachioed male employee in a dress welcomes little girls, calling himself Nick, the Fairy Godmother’s apprentice. Inside the chamber, the girls will choose their special Disney princess dresses — priced at $250 to $450 — before they have their hair and makeup done so they can walk the park in their princess getup.

Here’s a video of the Disney transvestite:

Disney has a man in a dress working in the dress store for little girls at Disneyland. This is who Disney wants girls to see when they first walk in to pick out a dress. pic.twitter.com/Ta2dwyAaSa

— Jason Jones (@jonesville) May 30, 2023

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 29, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Founder Walt Disney must be turning over in his grave.

For the winner of our last caption contest, go here.

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Posted in Caption contest, Evil, Funnies, LGBT, The Left, woke culture

Tagged Disneyland, woke Disney

We have a winner!

Posted on August 15, 2023 by DrE | 4 comments

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 272nd CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is:

GregB!

Here’s his caption:

I never thought I would ever see that many turds in a pool all at once.

CalGirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

I haven’t seen that many floppy, nude boobs since Woodstock, and that was just the men.

Greenworxx (with one #1 vote) and Gracie Storvika (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points:

greenworxx: “Enjoy the cool water now, Satan’s minions, as one day you’ll face the realities of turning away from God.”

Gracie Storvika: “Insanity is alive and well in the Big Apple!”

Captain America is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

100,000 volts would solve some of that problem.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting next Caption Contest!

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Posted in Caption contest, Democrats, Evil, Funnies, LGBT, The Left

Tagged lesbians

Wednesday funnies: It’s still hot in the south!

Posted on August 9, 2023 by DCG | 4 comments

Here in Oklahoma we’ve had a hot July and start to August. We had a reprieve yesterday as it only got to 93 degrees. But we’ll be back to the triple digits again today. Thank goodness for AC and having some humor about it.

Enjoy!

DCG

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Friday night animal funnies!

Posted on August 4, 2023 by DrE | 3 comments

I suggest you mute the mic on the video below 🙂

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Thursday Funnies!

Posted on July 27, 2023 by DrE | 6 comments

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The ‘We’re Coming For Your Children” Caption Contest

Posted on July 27, 2023 by DrE | 11 comments

This is our world-famous 272nd Caption Contest!

Here’s the video (warning: nudity):

About the video: On June 23, 2023, in New York City, LGBTQ activists marched and chanted “We’re here, we’re queer, we’re coming for your children!” (Source: RedState)

You know the drill:

Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
Body and Soul‘s writers will vote for the winner.
Any captions proffered by our writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed at the end of Tuesday, August 1, 2023.

‘To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A sight that’s sure to turn straight men gay.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Posted in Caption contest, Funnies, The Left

Tagged lesbians, LGBTQ march

We have a winner!

Posted on July 25, 2023 by DrE | 1 comment

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR OUR 271st CAPTION CONTEST!

Our writers dutifully voted for their #1 and #2 captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote us worth 2 points.

And the winner, with three #1 votes and 12 points, is:

Captain America!

Here’s his caption:

Cases and cases of testosterone blocker. Soon to be on display in the children’s section of Target, right next to the pedo-devil wear.

GregB is in 2nd place, with one #1 and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points:

Change the sign to say, “Free Targets For The Gun Range” and that pallet would be empty in no time.

Jackie Puppet is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

If I wanted to drink piss water for free, I’d drink out of a toilet!

Two Brain Heinz captions are both in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Bud Light for those who are light in the loafers and are on a budget.

Like we said “just take them” but you must sign a waiver saying that you will not sue “us” if you go gay after drinking beer this way. No suits saying that you now fart rainbows when you see light beer. “DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK” my cause sexual psychosis in males.